Assisted by a blonde with an IQ smaller than her shoe size and a cup size larger than life. Or the other way around... Don’t they say never judge a book by its cover...
Scrolling through competitor pages I’ve seen this headline: “one day a woman will come along who changes your whole perception on women”. Well, I’m surely not that good. But I’m blonde as I said and pretty good at giving you a smile and making you feel you are one lucky man for one whole night.
I hope ZsaZsa Gabor’s famous quote doesn’t apply to you: “I know nothing about sex because I was always married”. Or does it? Ahhh, that’s a bitter experience. But you know what? I’ve also seen a marketing line saying “highly skilled in the art of seduction”, and well, I realised that this definitely applies to me. And why not put together what we have and see what comes out of it.
Shall I also mention that I travelled the world extensively for many years and kept my eyes open throughout… So now I’m being highly opinionated, appreciate multiculture, have become a provocative thinker but also a very good listener. And with plenty of free time on my hands I’m a devoted admirer of all great jazz and classical music performers, alcoholic writers and other no-nonsense literature characters, public figures and authors, so well versed in the most unthinkable useless areas of arts and science. Or at least I suspect that Plato and Pluto, Haiti and Tahiti are not exactly the same.
On an academic level, well, I’m pretty impressive. Eight tearful years at the university and a library flowing out of my apartment. But still more to the point, my legs are also pretty spectacular, so are my other, non-academic assets. By the by, I also want to mention that I’m extremely passionate, eager to please and to be pleased. I love caressing and pampering my partners, showering them with attention and with warm, loving and caring, teasing and pleasing, playful, slow seduction. Or deliver a raw and naughty quick fix, as a matter of fact…nobody can beat me in that. And it’s not just the technique, you’re guaranteed to have a hard-on from the point you walk through my door….and if the chemistry is right between us, I’ll fly you to the moon… And before you ask, although English is my second language, I consider it as my primary one, as I spent the last six years outside my home country, living in places like London and New York and spending considerable time in other English speaking environments like Hong Kong, Dubai, Tel Aviv and Scandinavia.
So to sum it up, don't you want to spice up your evening after a day packed with meetings? Just call me and find out why people say I’m intoxicating and impossible to forget. Deep down you always wanted to have a girl like me, didn’t you...
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